The reigning NBA champion Golden State Warriors are running through the rest of the league faster than a gut full of White Castle after a drunken bender.
Having already proved they can take anyone’s best shot, the Dubs are just in stunt mode now with these 13 times Steph Curry destroyed your team as evidence.
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The Indiana Pacers
We know how lethal the jump shot is, but ask George Hill about how Steph can put you on your backside with an equally vicious crossover.
The Toronto Raptors
The three-point shot is so wet, he’s enjoying a celebratory dap from his teammate while it’s still in the air.
The Los Angeles Clippers
As soon as Chris Paul hit the court, a million memes were launched. We saw CP3 playing Twister, shredding waves, swinging with Spiderman, and being held up by Simba. The Internet collectively lost the chill button.
The Chicago Bulls
Kirk Hinrich is usually known for his defense, but here he gets put in the spin cycle with a nasty, behind the back crossover by Steph.
The Cleveland Cavaliers
Considering that the Cavs had designs of bringing Cleveland a title with a super team of LeBron, Kevin Love, and Kyrie, getting their injury-depleted squad bounced in six games last year had to hurt.
The New York Knicks
No big deal. Steph Curry just dropped 54 points against the Knicks on February 27, 2013. This had to hurt even worse, since the Knicks were thirsting for Curry during the 2009 draft.
The Dallas Mavericks
Those buzzer beaters in overtime hurt. Just ask Jose Calderon.
The Los Angeles Clippers (Again)
Not only did coughing up a 23-point lead hurt, but CP3 ended up on the wrong end of a highlight once again.
The Orlando Magic
As Curry’s former coach Mark Jackson always says, “Hand down, man down.” In Steph’s case, even if the hand is up you might get bodied.
The New York Knicks (Again)
Dell and Sonya’s boy isn’t just a one-trick pony. Last March against the Knicks, he messed around and got a triple double.
The Minnesota Timberwolves
In 2009, the T-Wolves drafted two point guards before Steph Curry in 2009. One of them is out of the league, and the other is perpetually injured. Perhaps they’d like a do-over. You can’t blame Steph for the Warriors being victims of their own GM’s incompetence.
The Dallas Mavericks (Again)
This is what it looks like when your point guard goes under the basket, crosses up former Defensive Player of the Year Tyson Chandler, and throws a behind the back, crosscourt, wraparound pass.
