Another week has arrived, which means another struggle and passion filled episode of Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta gets added to the archive. There were no fisticuffs in the fourth episode, but there was nevertheless plenty of mind boggling commentary including the revelation that K.Michelle has a dry vagina.
Yeah, you read that right. K.Michelle insisted that since the last guy that entered her “hot pocket,” which everyone assumes is Knicks guard J.R. Smith, it just hasn’t been acting right. We couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried. The audacity of this may have been trumped by what looked like a lover’s quarrel involving Benzino and Stevie J, who seem to have let one Joseline Hernandez drive a wedge between their relationship. Aww.
Take a look at 10 Things We Learned From Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta’s fourth and latest episode in the gallery below.
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Pole Position
Apparently, when a dude (Scrappy) is seeking out advice about matrimony from a marriage veteran (Kirk), the choice locale to have the meeting of the minds is a strip club.
F-ck Your Wife
Kirk thought it was a good idea to try to fight Rasheeda’s battle for her. It was not. And if you didn’t know, K.Michelle has a serious crazy eye.
Dry Snitching
Also, K.Michelle thinks her “woo-ha,” no Busta Rhymes, is not working correctly. By our estimation, the last person who smashed her cakes was on J.R. Smith. Needless to say, homie left an imprint.
Oh Steebie!
Someone whose “woo-ha” is working is Joseline Hernandez, and clearly Stevie J is still making her hit Spanish accented high note. No one tell Mimi.
Paperwork
Joseline didn’t care about seeing her contract anymore because she was more upset about Stevie J barking on her. This, is the struggle.
Sneaker Pimp
Drew wants to open up a sneaker boutique. Not exactly a novel idea, but whatever. Drew is Chris Brown’s DJ. So when he needs an investor to help him make his store happen, he asks…his baby momma. Huh?
Pump Ya Breaks
Erica Dixon doesn’t think Scrappy has her back after the Momma Dee fiasco from last week. Also, it seems like they have this same convo, every, week.
The Office
Joseline told Steebie that Benzino tried to smash on the low low. Thus, Zino Grigio and Stevie, with Joseline hurling slander in two, met up at the latter’s office. Which was a parking lot. A parking lot b.
A Portrait Of Struggle
Traci rolled up to her baby daddy Drew’s crib unannounced and started generally acting up when she realized he had another woman up in his crib. Wait, why do we care about these two? Best part was watch other chick watching them argue from the balcony. Now that is a struggle portrait.
Big Momma’s Castle House
Momma Dee still don’t like Erica, but you knew that. This won’t end well.
