Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta‘s penultimate episode of the season was last night and it featured leaky breast implants, plenty of Kirk Frost struggle and Mimi Faust saying things that just don’t make sense. Basically, just what we expected from the latest episode of ratchet television.
Frost, whose motorbike caught a fade courtesy of his mother-in-law’s automobile, is scrambling to get his marriage back in order. Rasheeda isn’t going to make it easy, though. But can you blame her after this man’s well-documented f-ckery?
Rasheeda was just about the only woman who made sense this episode (K.Michelle and Ariane were basically AWOL). Mimi continued to rant and rave about her independence, yet happily took cash and gifts Stevie J provided. Erica listened to Scrappy make a plea for a engagement d0-over and Karlie Redd figured hustling Benzino for some cash is more prudent than getting a j-o-b. Also, Joseline and Steebie set things up to make sure the final episode (next week) of the season will feature nuclear levels f-ckery.
Just another night on reality television. Check out 11 things we learned from last night’s Love & Hip Hop Atlanta in the following pages.
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Captain Save A Boob
Karlie Redd’s breast implans are leaking, but she doesn’t have the dough to get them fixed. So of course, she asks Benzino for financial help. We suggest you get the additional warranty, sir. Also, Karlie, get a job.
Peer Pressure
Kirk is at least 40 and had the nerve to talk about “peer pressure.” Rasheeda, and the rest of the world, saw through this struggle.
Money Ain’t A Thang
Joseline surprises Stevie J with a trip to Puerto Rico to shoot her first video, and hands him a wad of cash. A gift card would have sufficed.
We’re (Not) Tiger Woods
Erica and Mimi met up at a golf range to talk. No one believe these two have ever played golf in their life. That is all.
Baggage Handler
Joseline’s trip to Puerto Rico brought back a whole bunch of painful memories. No worries, Stevie J was there to dry her tears. Take that as you will.
Ass, Gas and Cash
Remember that stack of cash Joseline gave Steebie. It seems like he turned around and gave it right back to Mimi (who used it to pay for her new breast implants). Now that, is a slime ball move b.
Sand To The Beach
Joseline’s song sounded like struggle in audio form. We still didn’t mind watching it go down, though.
Rap Rehab
Scrappy held a press conference to announce he’d be going to weed rehab for 30 days. The kush struggle is very real.
Self Serve
Mimi said she is not getting breast plants for her self esteem. She’s getting breast implants for her. Yes, that makes absolutely no sense.
Dr. Du-Rag
This is Mimi’s surgeon. We’re guessing he did the procedure for free as long as he could wear that dumb ass hat with his name on it.
Put A Ring On Him
Joseline gets around to asking Steebie to marry her, ring and all. His reply it to take a drink of his champagne. This won’t end well.
