The entertainment game forces celebrities to constantly up their ante. Successive movies, games, or albums are expected to be better than their predecessors, and the fashion choices must outdo what us plebs wear.
But that risk taking comes with a price when men cross the line between flamboyant and suspect. These are the fashion choices that cross the line between effeminate and into “Men On Films” two-snaps-up-in-Z-formation territory. The pictures and videos speak for themselves. Check out what these 13 straight stars caught dressing suspect.
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Being a Hollywood father has to be harder than most of us imagine. But there’s really no excuse for any self-respecting man to wear UGGs in a state where the temperature rarely dips below 50 degrees. As expected, MediaTakeOut went in.
You’ve probably heard Snoop brag about “nails with the French tip” on “Step Yo Game Up.” Pimping or not, we’re gonna need him to grab some nail polish remover and take his own advice.
When he originally posted his black painted toenails on Instagram in June of 2012, NBA guard Dwyane Wade wrote, “Matte black paint… RockStar ish..” as his caption. No, sir. That’s just suspect ish.
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Breaking up is hard to do. But instead of looking at the walls listening to Sade, watching Swingers, or smashing a rebound, Wiz Khalifa decided to dye his hair some random shade of magenta.
The research has already been done. Fashion company, Tripp NYC makes the jeggings Lil Wayne wore at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, and they don’t come in men’s sizes.
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We presumably know why women wear eye shadow. Jared Leto, what’s your excuse?
Twitter knows no chill. For further proof, search the phrase “Marques Houston Perm,” and enjoy the results when this pause-worthy combination of a Bob Cut with requisite baby hair on the former Immature singer.
Taz Arnold is a dope musician and the man behind those TI$A hats you used to see everywhere. But it takes a special kind of suspect wardrobe to upstage Kanye West in the infamous “Gay Fish” episode of South Park.
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Young Thug has children, but he takes way too many zesty selfies on Instagram not to be on this list. Plus painted nails and calling noted Lil Wayne-smoocher Birdman “My lover” is as suspect as it gets.
Wiz Khalifa was presumably going for a Glam-Rock look on the cover to his 2012 album O.N.I.F.C. But he just ended up looking like a stoned Cruella Deville from 101 Dalmatians.
Kobe Bryant appeared in a fashion shoot for LA Times Magazine entitled “White Hot,” but he looked more like a hot mess. Arguably taking his biggest L since Chris Childs served him that two-piece in 2000, Black Mamba looked like preening, Euro-trash.
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NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman has chopped down some grade A thots like Madonna and Carmen Electra. But Rodman also felt the need to wear a wedding dress, feather boas and the occasional coat of lipstick.
Kanye West can call this a kilt all he wants. But nothing about the rest of his ensemble was Irish, so this Riccardo Tisci designed number is going in the Suspect Files as a skirt.
The 2010 NBA All Star Game featured an MVP performance from a pre-toe painting Dwyane Wade and an inexplicable appearance from Usher in a surprisingly suspect outfit. We’ll let Fabolous take it from here:
