12 Stars Who Admitted To Botched Plastic Surgeries - Page 9

What you and a plastic surgeon do behind closed doors is none of the public’s business. Just don’t expect us not to laugh if you emerge from the anesthesia looking like an alien.

These 12 stars who admitted botched surgeries went under the knife hoping for an upgrade, and came out praying for a miracle. Hit the jump and learn (or laugh) all about it.

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Toni Braxton – Breast Implants

An educated guess places Toni Braxton’s implants right around 2000 (check the “He Wasn’t Man Enough” video). But she admitted to having the sweater puppies removed due to health complications. Unbreak our hearts.

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Bruce Jenner – Face Lift

Before telling the world he self-identified as a woman, Bruce Jenner went under the knife several times. He’s the victim of a botched 1984 facelift, and he had to go back for a touch up.

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Pamela Anderson – Breast Implants

Former Baywatch beauty Pamela Lee’s double D’s are the stuff of legend, and she’s probably responsible for hundreds of prepubescent kids locking themselves in a room. But those D’s are faker than a three dollar bill, and in 1999 Pammy removed her funbags. Of course, she later changed her mind again and went with saline models, but that’s neither here nor there.

Farrah Abraham – Collagen Injections

At least former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham can laugh at herself. When her collagen lip injections went horribly wrong, she posted a picture of herself next to Futurama character Turanga Leela. Aside form having an extra eye, the resemblance was uncanny.

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Britney Spears – Breast Implants

Brit-Brit had everyone in her age group drooling right after “Hit Me Baby One More Time.” That’s probably because she got the doctor to upgrade her. When nature took its course, Britney had to remove her Tupperware ta-tas lest she topple over forward. Sometimes it’s best to leave well enough alone.

Tiffany “New York” Pollard – Breast Implants

You’d think New York could apply her Viacom checks to some good plastic surgery after appearing on every VH1 show known to man. But somehow, she messed around and let someone give her a pair of implants that look like two doorknobs protruding from her rib cage. We’re guessing this was a stunt specifically to show up on Botched, because that’s where she’s headed.

Andressa Urach – Brazilian Butt Lift

This “Miss Bum-Bum” contestant was a Brazilian with a real life Brazilian butt-lift, and for a short time her cakes were magnificent. Then the cheap stuff she injected into her cakes starting rotting her tissue and muscles and made her cheeks dissolve like cotton candy. Ugh.

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Victoria Beckham – Breast Implants

As she got older, the former Spice Girl ditched her cartoonishly large honkers. At one point, Posh referred to them as “torpedo bazookas.”

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Heidi Montag – Eight Various Procedures

Pick one. Between the nose job, breast augmentation, mini brow lift, nose-job revision, chin reduction, neck liposuction, and buttock augmentation, one of those probably didn’t work out.

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Tara Reid – Breast Implants and Liposuction

During that post American Pie phase, Tara Reid was legit cute. But she got so much bad liposuction in addition to a botched boob job, that she ended up looking like a lion clawed at her from her neck to her knees.

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Gwyneth Paltrow – Botox

If you remember a phase during the aughts where it looked like Gwyneth Paltrow couldn’t blink, blame it on the Botox. She later told People magazine she regretted the shots and wouldn’t opt for them again, which kind of explains the whole GOOP thing.