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Catch her on the wrong day, and even the most demure woman might be down to serve you a fade…or worse.

Despite their seemingly ladylike disposition, these 12 female celebs busted for goon behavior were down to go all the way there. In turn they ended up in a court of law and/or behind bars.


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Lil' Kim

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Lil Kim

When the Queen Bee said, “Under pressure, I lie for ya, die for ya / Luger by the side for you, right hand high for ya,” she meant it. You needn’t look any further than the 366 days she did in the box for committing perjury.

Martha Stewart

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Martha Stewart

America’s favorite domestic goddess was doing dirt like Randolph and Mortimer in the movie Trading Places. In turn, she was sentenced to five months in prison and five months of home arrest, and two years of probation for lying about insider trading in 2004.

Remy Ma

She doesn’t glorify it, but after six years of fed time for allegedly unloading some clips over a financial dispute, Remy Ma is definitely about that life.

Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan

You can chalk this up to either being gooned out or white privilege, but when you’re allegedly stealing jewelry and fur coats as a legit famous person, then it sounds like no F’s are given.

Foxy Brown

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Foxy Brown

In 2007, Inga was sent to the pokey for violating her parole by putting the hands of God on two technicians and throwing a Blackberry at her neighbor.

Tonya Harding

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Tonya Harding

After two goons mysteriously kneecapped her figure skating rival after an Olympic practice, Tonya Harding was eventually convicted of hindering a police investigation. Some things are just too close to be a coincidence.

Naomi Campbell

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Naomi Campbell

In the ten years between 1998 and 2008, Naomi Campbell was accused of committing acts of physical assault against her employees and associates at least ten times.

Hope Solo

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Hope Solo

According to a police report, US National Women’s Soccer Team member Hope Solo gave her 17-year-old nephew and half sister the ultimate fade and threatened to do the same to two male police officers before being wrestled to the ground.

Teresa Giudice

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Teresa Giudice

Maybe Teresa Giudice thought she was on Mob Wives instead of Real Housewives of New Jersey or maybe it was just a terrible case of financial management when she and her husband Joe were convicted for tax evasion. Either way, she’s in prison for bankruptcy fraud and mail and wire charges.

Kimora Lee Simmons

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Kimora Lee

Proving she really was from St. Louis, Kimora Lee was busted for eluding police, careless driving, tailgating, and driving with a broken brake light after allegedly refusing to stop for police because she was driving and enjoying a Swisher.

Cheryl Fernandez-Versini

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Cheryl Cole

You know those candies they keep in club bathrooms…the ones you’re supposed to leave a tip for taking? UK singer Cheryl Cole got turnt, stole a handful of them, and allegedly beat the brakes off of the bathroom attendant for confronting her about her ratchet behavior in 2003.

Stephanie Pratt

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Stephanie Pratt

In 2006, the former cast member of MTV’s The Hills was charged for stealing $1,300 worth of merchandise from a Neiman Marcus in Honolulu, Hawaii.

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