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If the stay-at-home and quarantine orders have already shown, people are losing their minds bored at home and nothing but time on their hands. Speaking of hands, today (April 16) has been declared National Horny Day and we’re trying to figure out how it’s different than any other day.
The shut-in folks are upping their bawdy bandwidth usage most definitely, considering sites like
Pornhub have offered their premium package for a limited-time free promotion. Tory Lanez’s
Quarantine Radio has also been a spot where the backed-up and horny can get their ogle on from the safety of their homes.
It isn’t known to us how the day got the designation, but already Twitter users are ready to risk it all by requesting nudes, video chats, and upping their OnlyFans contributions. With the trend, several clever folks on Twitter have already got their memes crafted to commemorate the one-day holiday.
Check out some of the reactions to National Horny Day via Twitter below.
UPDATE: Obviously this is an old post because that Lil’ Varmint mentioned up above fumbled that very significant bag by allegedly being a hothead with an itchy trigger finger. But there are plenty of spaces online that folks can find similar content and because we believe in all of you, Google will lead you to the paths you’re all seeking for your, ahem, needs.
Seriously speaking, this is probably the safest way to indulge one’s urges and also cost-effective so please, celebrate safely and accordingly.
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