15 Rap Songs Name-Dropping Tim Tebow - Page 5

It’s been a rough year for Tim Tebow. This time last year he was America’s Sweetheart. 

The quarterback who was built like an ox but with the accuracy of a drunken dart tosser was inexplicably leading his Denver Broncos to victories over the league’s top teams. He even threw a rare walk-off touchdown pass in the playoffs to defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers last year and end their season.

My how have things changed. Tim Tebow has now become the backup to Mark Sanchez for the New York Jets, who sucks harder than a Hoover. Tebow’s been on the field less than the ballboys, and frankly, he deserves better. Don’t worry Tim, Hip-Hop’s got love for you.

Check out 15 (get it, 15, cause that’s his number) rappers who paid homage to Jehovah’s Quarterback .

“I got a Hublot, I call it Tebow. I strap that b***h with a gator band.”

There’s something about my ego, tell her back up, Tim Tebow

Got Tivo up in the ride, I’m leanin’ back and my seat low

“C-note after c-note, put the remix on my kilo

Thought I wouldn’t make it, now I’m winning — Timothy Tebow”

“Yeah, Young Nino, n***a

I do it for my team Tim Tebow, n***a

I’m killin’ this Isht, grim reap’ flow, n***a”

Grind time

Me and E-4 smokin C4 Throwin green like we Tebow

Still yelling fucking C-O, he know, show up

Turn a Hero, when I meet lo (Yup)

I’m Tebow to the game and I done traded teams

The slate is clean and ever

Barely legal, hotter than a jalapeno

When she dropped to her knees and did the Tim Tebow

And you’re girl working out, I let my niggas train her

You Tim Tebow a** ni**as probably still gator

I’m on that Tim Tebow s**t

I’m throwing shots at ni**as

It’s no love

My motto, is f**k ni**as

Hit the gym, dude is out of shape

Skip Bayless never defends Tebow when he has debates

“Cool, so cool like Tebow

I should win a Heisman just for rhyming on these beats so

Reload”

“I ain’t Tebow, I don’t pray for change

All I do is do it, I’m Nike, I’m drinking Gatorade”

“With the B Mo

They ain’t givin’ up that kimo, I jet from ’em like Tebow

Liter of Ciroc, red cup of that”

Second just to reload

Cause I’m cool in the pocket like Tebow

Cooler than the cheetahs on the Cheetos

That it’s time to go we get on the Jets like Tebow

I ain’t talkin’ bout getting grands, equity I got