14 Hip-Hop Love Songs That Will Absolutely Make You Look Like A Simp [VIDEOS]

Today is Valentine’s Day, and if you have no game you are pretty much screwed. Luckily, rappers can do all the heavy lifting for you.

Earlier we gave you the 14 songs that you can mack to that won’t make you seem like a marshmallow soft simp. Now we strike back with the songs that will absolutely make you look like a marshmallow soft simp.

On Valentine’s Day, it’s almost okay to let your guard down a little bit and look like a sucker for love, especially if you are a jerk for the other 364 days of the year. Rappers choose to show their love a bit differently than artists of other genres, but this is them showing their love, nonetheless.

If they are spitting about giving you the keys and security codes, letting you know you can have whatever you like, or they were just frontin…they are head over heels, If you are expecting anything more romantic, that’s as good as it’s going to get.

Hit the jump to get a listen to the 14 Hip-Hop records that will make you look like a simp down below.

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P.Diddy ft. Usher and Loon – “I Need A Girl (Part 1)”

When J.Lo left Puff, he had it bad, real bad, Michael Jackson.

Drake – “Best I Ever Had”

Nobody could out simp Drake, as he came out the gate with a classic simping anthem.

Lil Wayne – “How To Love”

Wayne got his John Mayer on in this simptastic song, “How To Love.”

Slum Village ft. Kanye West & John Legend – “Selfish”

The telltale trait of a simp is selfishness. She belong to the game, bro. You can’t have them to yourself, who cares if you can’t help it?

Jay-Z ft. Pharrell – “Excuse Me Miss”

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was to convince you he wasn’t a simp. “Excuse Me Miss,” had Hov giving keys and security codes before he even knew what your name was.

Pharrell ft. Jay-Z – “Frontin”

Hov was back at it with Pharrell, simping to the maximum with a very young and scrumptious looking Lauren London.

Busta Rhymes ft. Mariah Carey – “I Know What You Want”

Bussa Buss began his string of Boyz 2 Men-like intros where he talked to the ladies in a deep baritone voice. Funny, now all we can think of is bowling when we hear this song.

Mario Winans ft. P. Diddy – “I Don’t Wanna Know”

You don’t want to know? Nah, speak for yourself folks. STDs are out there, homie.

T.I. – “Whatever You Like”

Don’t let the king of the south fool you, it absolutely is trickin’ if you got it.

Biz Markie – “Just A Friend”

OG simp, Biz Markie was deep froze inside the friend zone like Han Solo.

Mase ft. Total – “What You Want”

Even though Ma$e meant well when he said “I wanna see you happy even if it’s not with me,” it was one of the most simptastic lyrics ever uttered.

The Roots ft. Erykah Badu – “You Got Me”

This song has to do solely with trust, and if you trust shorty you wouldn’t have to worry what happened, what she saw, or what club she went to with the homies. Play it cool, bro.