Admit it, you’ve been secretly waiting for another helping of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta’s foolery, and VH1 responded to the top item on your Christmas list by airing it’s “Dirty Little Secrets” special over the weekend.
The special revealed all of the extra things we were all dying to know, showed a bunch of never-aired footage, and reminded the free world that a VH1 check can do wonders for one’s appearance. Joseline Hernandez, Stevie J, Mimi Faust, K. Michelle, and the rest of the crew all got an extension on their 15 minutes of fame trying their hardest to deliver enough shade to actually get some screen time (but some—like Karlie Redd and Benzino—didn’t get a lotta love) .
We also got to look at the team behind LHHATL, helmed by reality TV mogul/entertainment industry veteran Mona Scott-Young.
But aside from all those minute details, there was much more to learn, cleverly hidden in the subtext.
Take a look at what were able to find out below.
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Photos: VH1
Mimi Never Turned In Her Bus Pass
She’s still on that bus, and frontin’ like she’s not.
Joseline Is Aware Of Her ESL Struggle
Strippers tend to be pretty honest, and Joseline has no problem keeping it real: “My English is actually horrible.”
Very, very true.
Scrappy’s Never Really Getting Married
Something about this situation doesn’t seem like it’s gonna actually turn into a wedding. But keep your fingers crossed, America.
The Fame Has Gone To Mama Dee’s Head
We loved her because she kept it real. Now she’s playing it up. C’mon son!
Apple Takes VH1 Seriously
Either LHHATL was sharing the same iPad, or Apple was being extra generous.
This Guy Looks Like He Makes His Own Soap
No offense sir, but you look like you live out of your van.
The World Will Never Know What K. Michelle Really Looks Like
Every time we see this chick she looks completely different. Is she in the witness protection agency?
Rasheeda Is Hella Classy
F-ck what you heard (in her music), Rasheeda is a classy lady. Also, she’s rockin’ the Claire Huxtable jewelry collection, and we can dig it.
Scrappy’s Credit Score Is “Negative Zero”
That awkward moment when your jumpoff/best friend puts your credit issues on blast. Damn,b.
Benzino Is Just Happy To Be There
A check, is a check, is a check.
Prison Braids Never Go Out Of Style
Men wear them, women wear them…Joseline wears them. They’re versatile.
This Is What An “Internet Sensation” Looks Like
Dude is kinda funny though. No lie.
