It’s week three and things are moving along nicely on Love & Hip Hop New York. Joe Budden is still dealing with his relapse, wearing vests, and talking in a creepy killer voice; Tahiry continues to battle with her undying love for him, and Erica Mena is poppin’ off on just about anybody who wants some.
Last night’s episode gave equal time to all of our favorite struggle stars, including Consequence who was fasting for Ramadan, while his girl cooked an entire meal through tears (because watching him starve made her hungry, and emotional).
Raqi tried to keep her rift going with Joey by pretending to be annoyed when he showed up to talk, and Rich Dollaz drank his way through the entire episode.
From the looks of it, portions of this show are most definitely fake (or staged, whatever you want to call it), but who cares? We could sit and watch Olivia roll her eyes at everybody who questions her career, for hours on end.
Get into the Top 10 struggle lines of last night’s episode below.
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“This joint would be the perfect girl power record. I wanna put you and Erica Mena on it.” -Cons (to Olivia)
Translation: Kanye stopped answering my calls a long time ago.
“Erica wants me to be down with her but she’s a psychopath.” -That One Chick
Translation: I need at least 10 seconds of camera time a week, and am willing to do whatever it takes to make that happen.
“I’m known to be with a lotta females, but now I got my sh-t together.” -Mendeecees
Translation: I’m accused of getting brain from a 14-year-old girl.
“Trust me, several people wanted to put hands on you.” -Raqi
Translation: I was hella embarrassed when you (and your dog) kicked me out of that pool party.
“He has a long list of hits. Hits, hits, hits.” -Rich Dollaz (about Cons)
Translation: I lost a bet.
**Editors note: we need to see that massive list, stat.
“The other night I looked on his iPad and seen that he was liking booty shots!” -Yandy
Translation: My boo is accused of getting brain from a 14-year-old girl & it makes me feel awkward.
“I’ll be on the radio without your record. I’m just sayin.'” -Olivia
Translation: I really want to get back on the radio, but not that badly.
“I am crazy but guess what? I’m good crazy!” -Erica Mena
Translation: I’ll kick you in the neck, like I did my baby daddy b-tch!
“Are you secretly in love with me?” -Joe Budden (to Raqi)
Translation: You’re the only thing in the tri-state that I haven’t hit. Make it happen.
**Honorary Struggle Champion: Jen the Pen
No particular line here, but every scene she was in last night was struggle. Keep up the good work Jen.
