Black Ink Crew Chicago and the 9 Mag squad began their vacation in Cabo San Lucas last night on Neak’s tab, courtesy of Charmaine and her shenanigans. What was supposed to be her one-on-one romantic getaway turned into a couples retreat with Phor and Nikki, Ryan and Rachel, Cobra and Velvet and a few stragglers going stag. Danielle, Kat, Don, Lily and Junior are along for the ride (the last two are still in this mind-boggling cycle of breakups to makeups).
BTW… Charmaine is on one with these hot takes in the confessional room: “B-tch, I know Jameson ain’t the only thing making that p-ssy tingle!”
At first it’s all good of course, Charmaine jumps around with her breasts out. The alcohol is flowing, everyone picks their room, Charmaine hollers for Neak to come and lay pipe. Everyone jumps into the pool, Charmaine plays with a penis floatie as only she could.
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Lily doesn’t end up apologizing until the next day while cooking breakfast for the crew. “And now honestly, I’m just tryna apologize with some bacon,” she says, meekly. Also. It comes out that she and Junior had loud sex the night before. Loud enough for everyone to hear. A few hours later, during a friendly couples game, Inebriated Lily calls him a ‘bitch’ for the thousandth time.
Don pops up alone as well and everyone is shocked that Ashley would allow him on another 9 Mag excursion without her. He says that she agreed to give him “a lil five second breather” since he had been nursing her non-stop since they found out that her pregnancy was “high-risk.”
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Danielle lied her way into getting her BFF Kat to come and we’re beginning to believe that all these characters are messy just because it makes the day go by. Danielle told her that it was a girls’ trip and kept the truth from her until they were being shuttled to the house. “Whatever issue is there [between you, Ryan and Rachel], let’s just lay it out on the table,” she pleads in the van. SMH. Insanity. Also, does anyone else remember that Danielle and Ryan used to be a thing?
Meanwhile, back at the house, Ryan pats himself on the back for finally being ready to marry the mother of his child. “There is nothing after her. We finally back on the same page,” he tells Phor. And Rachel’s feeling it too. “Cheers to us being here and happy with our man,” she says, toasting Nikki on the patio.
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As soon as Kat enters the scene, the mood changes. Ryan gets up and leaves the table which is the most obvious hint you could give your girlfriend about your infidelity. And Nikki picks a fight, of course. “I thought this was a 9 Mag couples retreat…,” she taunts. But, if it was strictly 9 Mag, shouldn’t she be back at her spot doing hair instead of kicking it with the crew in paradise? And if it’s strictly couples, what are Don, We digress.
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Velvet finally arrives and immediately changes into performance gear and see through platforms. Cobra is excited about sharing her “girlfriend’s” talents with the team. But we could’ve seen Nikki’s reaction coming from a mile away. She’s the jealous type. Velvet shakes in front of Phor and a brawl ensues but here’s the crazy thing: Velvet isn’t running from it. In fact, she seems to welcome the square up. Nikki needs a reality check: you can’t beat everybody and not over everything. And as ratchet as Velvet is, we’re hoping she gives it to her.
We’ll have to wait and see what happens next week when Phor throws a towel in Nikki’s face and Rachel goes up against Ryan. Should be entertaining.
