Don’t get us wrong, we know that Pharrell Williams is not a blood-sucking member of the undead… but he certainly gives off an immortal vibe.
Pharrell Williams does not age. All you need to do is look at a recent picture of the “Happy” singer and read that he’s turning 41 this year to realize he’s either drinking True Blood or sipping regularly from the fountain of youth. Sure, he’s told us about his patented skincare regimen, but we have some more proof that says he’s on some Interview With a Vampire type ish.
The devilishly handsome Grammy Award winner never ages, charms the masses through hit songs, and always looks casket sharp. Sounds like a vampire to us. What say you?!
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The first bit of evidence can be found below with Pharrell learning from a fellow nightstalker…
2014: Pharrell Learned From Vampires
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Niles Rodgers stepped out of the shadows to give Pharrell the okay to get his Twilight on. Coffin Board P has taken Rodgers advice and usurped the throne from former king of the night, Justin Timberlake.
2014: Pharrell Controls The Crowd Magically
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The N.E.R.D. front man manages to use his charm much like Count Dracula creates infatuation in his victims. Songs like “Happy” and “Get Lucky” are infectious and hard to turn away from.
2013: Pharrell Dresses To Kill
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Whenever you see P out on the town the man is ready to stop his prey’s heart with a look and a smile. His outfits have landed him on the best dress lists and he’s never failed to impress the nightlife with his style.
2013: Pharrell Stays Out Of The Limelight
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Browsing through the paparazzi shots and you won’t find too many pictures of him in the daytime. He’s out at maybe a few places and then — boom — red carpet stalking his next meal.
2011: Pharrell Absorbs Energy From Other Vampires
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Pharrell, as a gifted master of the night, has the ability to absorb the energy from other vampires. Ever wondered why Q-Tip and Pharrell bore a resemblance to Lestat and Louis?
2009: Pharrell Is Pharrell Since 1990
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Pharrell Williams’ rigorous routine of skincare, being coffin fresh, and feeding on wack musicians daily has allowed him to look ageless at 40.
2007: Pharrell Was Accepted Into A Coven
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Evidence has shown that Pharrell originally got his vampiric powers after being accepted into a coven of elders.
2006: Pharrell’s Chain Power Grants Him Immortality
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Pharrell’s chain isn’t just heavy, it’s life-altering. The alchemy involved in his Billionaire Boy’s Club hardware was able to keep him looking like he just graduated high school.
2006: Pharrell Sucks The Life From Lesser Vampires
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Pharrell’s return to menacing rap isn’t surprising, as he’s been known to devour the energy of a lesser vampire and keep his skin tighter than Simon Belmont’s whip.
2004: Pharrell Is Always Coffin Fresh
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Before Beyonce deemed herself “flawless,” Skateboard P was stepping out looking “coffin fresh” and killing the game with new wares and trends. His skills are so noteworthy that Hypebeasts bow when he walks by.
2003: Pharrell Earns Day Walker Status
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The Billionaire Boy’s Club founder has had a lot of time to gather up the capital to fund that rep. It’s easy to do when you’re a Day Walker capable of surviving in the sun and stay immortal.
2002: Grind Mode
This is Pharrell in the Clipse’s “Grindin'” video in 2002. Looks like Pusha T is down with that vamp life, too.
Any other proof out there? Let us know in the comments section!
