Kermit The Frog’s mentions were on fire yesterday when he was spotted with some new pork on his fork named Denise. However, Kermit has issued a statement that says he and the new piglet are just “close friends.”
Clearly Kermit is trying to get ahead of this, but Denise is still getting dragged to Hades on these e-streets.
Peep even more of the slander below and on the flip.
