On this day (June 26), the NFL took some serious L’s. First, Aaron Hernandez gets popped for a murder, then rookie Ausar Walcott gets charged with attempted murder. It got us thinking; that’s two more pics to be added to the annals of NFL mugshots.
We haven’t seen a Hernandez mugshot yet (it’s coming soon, surely). Walcott has one from today and from a couple of years back when he was at UVA (note: Wahoos do not approve of such behavior). These two dums dums have joined a large fraternity of pro football players who have strode across the wrong side of the law.
Hey, maybe some of these guys caught raw deals. But from the looks of their mugshots, we’re betting they have no one to blame for their struggle but their damn selves. Check out a plethora of ratchet NFL mugshots in the gallery.
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Photos: Various police departments across the continental United States.
Desmond Bryant, what in the name of all f-cks is your life about, sir?
Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson has been losing for a long time now.
We’re only including Mike Vick because of the smirk. Really dude?
Even NFL legends like Lawrence Taylor can’t avoid the f-ckery.
Leave it to “Neon” Deion Sanders to make you smile when it is wholly inappropriate. Must be the money.
Browns linebacker Quentin Groves was busted in a pr0stitution sting in Ohio. We’re guessing the PD’s camera budget was minimal.
Hey Adrian Peterson, nothing to smile about when you’ve been arrested for pushing a cop, buddy.
Earlier this year Titus Young was popped twice in 15 hours. Couldn’t make this ish up if we tried.
Pacman Jones has plenty of mugshots to choose from, but this joint with a neck brace is the epitome of struggle.
Infamous NFL flame out JaMarcus Russell was bagged for codeine and sizzurp possession. He definitely looked screwed.
Plaxico Burress definitely had the look of struggle to be expected by a man who was arrested for shooting himself.
That’s Broncos running back Laurence Maroney. Bruh…
This is Marshawn Lynch peering into your soul. Look aways before it’s too late.
Hey Nick Fairley, nothing more humorous than getting arrested going over 100 mph while under the influence right? Jerk.
Ricky Williams was arrested for…wait for it…refusing to sign a traffic ticket. Be happy they didn’t hit you with a pee test, Ricky.
