Get. A . Reality. Show.

If done correctly, signing up for a reality show will put your entire struggle life on display (not just the pre-written “reality” stuff). If you can wear an extra-medium struggle-t embellished with fake diamonds, a  jean outfit, or spend as much time shooting “in the studio” –but recording nothing of substance– as possible, your camera time will be doubled.

To complete the cypher, be in a longstanding yet non-committed relationship with an angry woman (preferably your wife), and have a younger side piece.

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