President Fitzgerald Grant is more than Scandal’s fictional leader of the free world , he’s a certified pimp.
At least by political standards. Juggling a wife (whose actually the side-piece in this case), and the better half (Pope) isn’t easy when you’re trying to run a country, but Fitz manages to pull it off week after week.
We’re not sure who schooled him in the art of pimpin’ but based on what we learned about his father this season, getting his way with women is somewhat hereditary. But unlike the aforementioned patriarch, Fitz isn’t cowardly enough to force his way into a lady’s private parts, his approach is much smoother, even if it borders on mind control.
This doesn’t mean that Olivia Pope is a h*e, per se, but his pimp hand has gotten pretty strong over the last few seasons and it’s time we showed him some love.
Check out his best pimp moments in the gallery below.
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Beep Me 911
Fitz got Liv a bat phone, for his calls only.
Pulling Of A Threesome
He got both his women in one room without so much as breaking a sweat. Pimp sh*t.
Ballin’ Outta Control
Fitz chartered a presidential flight so Olivia would to let him smash. How could she resist?
Taking Care Of Home
A true pimp knows how to hold down the home front. Fitz spits more game at Mellie this season, to keep her line.
Keeping His Eye on The Prize
It was Fitz who hired Jake Ballard to keep tabs on Olivia. That kinda backfired though.
Pimp deduction.
Pretending To Have Amnesia
Fitz is a master of liar, which is another important factor in pimpin.’ He kept a straight face when Liv asked if he killed her mom.
Also, her mom isn’t dead. Read up on it.
He Goes In
Pretty sure this is a violation of some political handbook, but pimp’s don’t care.
Outsourcing His Workflow
Cyrus does a lotta the prep work. He’s basically like a sous-chef …for pimps.
Drizzling Emotion
A pimp can’t always be stoned-faced. In seasons 1 and 2, Fitz told her everything she wanted to hear.
Worked like a charm.
