A general rule of thumb should be Sammy Sosa is expected to look the same since the last time you saw Sammy Sosa. Nevertheless, the world still seems to act surprised every time the former MLB slugger takes a break from his busy schedule of biting necks and morphing into bats to make a public appearance, so we’ll play along.
Apparently Sosa had a star-studded 46th birthday party last weekend, but when pictures from the event surfaced online, the people of Twitter were anything but well wishing. His alleged skin bleaching activities appeared to have taken a turn for the worse, as his clammy skin and tuxedo has him looking like something straight outta Transylvania.
As you can see from the image above, the benefit of doubts, pardoning and birthday chill weren’t handed out this time. And it gets worse. Much worse.
Damn, homie.
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Photos: Twitter
