10 Wack Rap Lines
We get it, we get it…nobody writes their lyrics down anymore it all just magically comes off the top of the dome.
So you should expect a rapper’s bars to have a few errors here and there, right?
In some cases, but in others, it is a low down dirty shame how rappers sometimes slander simple facts in their rhymes.
The sadder fact is that the monstrous mistakes make it all the way from the booth to a CD.
We found 10 rap lyrics that prove a lot of rappers need to (A.) Stay in school (B.) Fire everyone involved in their studio session, or (C.) Get new friends.
Nicki Minaj
“Your Love”
“When I was a geisha he was a samurai, somehow I understood him when he spoke Thai.”
Samurais and geishas are Japanese. Sorry Nick, wrong restaurant.
Jay-Z
“Its Hot”
“Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the earth.”
We’re no astronomers buuuut…
Kanye West
“Two Words”
“I live by two words, Fawk you, pay me.”
(deep sigh)…that’s FOUR words Ye.
OJ Da Juiceman
“I’m Getting Money”
“Moving in the Grand Prix, same color as thunder.”
We could be wrong, but the last time we checked thunder was a sound. Sounds like OJ skipped pre-school. Or life in general…
Game
“Dreams”
“I woke up out that coma, 2001. Bout the same time Dre dropped 2001.”
Uhh, sounds cool but Dre’s Chronic 2001 dropped in 1999. More proof that Chuck Taylor will say anything to slide in a name drop.
Chingy
“Balla Baby”
“I like them black, white, Puerto Rican or Haitian. Like Japanese, Chinese or even Asian.”
Obviously, geography is not one of Chingy’s strong suits.
Lil Fame
“Half and Half”
“First Family will gradually lift that *ss up like gravity.”
(blank stare)
Timbaland
“Get On The Bus”
“There’s no need to lie folk, why you sleeping wit ya eyes closed?”
Well, some people do sleep with their eyes cracked. (Kanye shrug)
Foxy Brown
“Affirmative Action”
“Thirty-grams raw, chop it in half, get 16, double it times three. We got 48, which mean a whole lot of cream. Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight we back to sixteen…”
(pulls out calculator) Sorry Fox boog, your math doesn’t add up.
Silkk The Shocker
“My Car”
“I got more hoes than the Ozone.”
When you are on mostly everybody’s “worst rapper” list, stuff like this is expected.
