It’s been a rough year for Tim Tebow. This time last year he was America’s Sweetheart.
The quarterback who was built like an ox but with the accuracy of a drunken dart tosser was inexplicably leading his Denver Broncos to victories over the league’s top teams. He even threw a rare walk-off touchdown pass in the playoffs to defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers last year and end their season.
My how have things changed. Tim Tebow has now become the backup to Mark Sanchez for the New York Jets, who sucks harder than a Hoover. Tebow’s been on the field less than the ballboys, and frankly, he deserves better. Don’t worry Tim, Hip-Hop’s got love for you.
Check out 15 (get it, 15, cause that’s his number) rappers who paid homage to Jehovah’s Quarterback .
J. Cole ft. Jay-z – “Mr. Nice Watch”
“I got a Hublot, I call it Tebow. I strap that b***h with a gator band.”
Maroon 5 ft. Mac Miller and Christina Aguilera – “Moves Like Jagger (Remix)”
There’s something about my ego, tell her back up, Tim Tebow
Got Tivo up in the ride, I’m leanin’ back and my seat low
Rick Ross ft. Wale and 2 Chainz – “F**k ‘Em”
“C-note after c-note, put the remix on my kilo
Thought I wouldn’t make it, now I’m winning — Timothy Tebow”
Lil Wayne – “D.O.A. (Freestyle)”
“Yeah, Young Nino, n***a
I do it for my team Tim Tebow, n***a
I’m killin’ this Isht, grim reap’ flow, n***a”
E-40 ft. Big Sean and Turf Talk – “In This Thang Breh”
Grind time
Me and E-4 smokin C4 Throwin green like we Tebow
Still yelling fucking C-O, he know, show up
Turn a Hero, when I meet lo (Yup)
LeCrae ft. No Malice – “Darkest Hour”
I’m Tebow to the game and I done traded teams
The slate is clean and ever
Andy Milonakis, Riff Raff and Dirt Nasty – “Neato”
Barely legal, hotter than a jalapeno
When she dropped to her knees and did the Tim Tebow
Wale – “Mike Tomlin”
And you’re girl working out, I let my niggas train her
You Tim Tebow a** ni**as probably still gator
Lil B – “Dirty Game”
I’m on that Tim Tebow s**t
I’m throwing shots at ni**as
It’s no love
My motto, is f**k ni**as
Nino Bless – “Alien Jesus”
Hit the gym, dude is out of shape
Skip Bayless never defends Tebow when he has debates
Dom Kennedy – “Yesterday Was A Good Day”
“Cool, so cool like Tebow
I should win a Heisman just for rhyming on these beats so
Reload”
Childish Gambino – “We Flexin”
“I ain’t Tebow, I don’t pray for change
All I do is do it, I’m Nike, I’m drinking Gatorade”
Ray Jr ft. 2 Chainz, Big Sean & Ducky Smallz – “Sloppy (Remix)”
“With the B Mo
They ain’t givin’ up that kimo, I jet from ’em like Tebow
Liter of Ciroc, red cup of that”
B.o.B. – “I See Ya”
Second just to reload
Cause I’m cool in the pocket like Tebow
Cooler than the cheetahs on the Cheetos
Tyga Ft. Chamillionaire & JonyDaKidd – “Monsters Unleashed
That it’s time to go we get on the Jets like Tebow
I ain’t talkin’ bout getting grands, equity I got
