Chief Keef helped introduce being “about that life” to the world at large, but the Love & Hip-Hop: New York cast perfected it last night. Sidepieces confronted reality, baby daddies got mushed, and drinks were thrown. You know…just another day in the neighborhood.
Check out the volatile reunion between Rich and Jhonni Blaze and well as the exact moment when Diamond goes from zero to 100 in this week’s recap.
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“Friends Don’t F**k.”
KaySlay is asking Rich Dollaz to help him resurrect Jhonni Blaze. This is where we’re reminded that (a) Rich smashed Jhonni, and (b) she subsequently posted his phone number on Twitter when he deaded things.
“My Current Situation A Lituation.”
Meanwhile, Cisco got that H-Town in him…“You want that old thing back.” This wouldn’t be a Mona Scott-Young affair if Cisco didn’t catch feelings over an Instagram flick of Diamond and Roc. Queue up the part where Diamond finds out Cisco gets reminded he cheated on her and got another woman pregnant…
“You Ain’t About That Life!”
And then he got mushed. Great form by Diamond too. She hit him with that goose neck wrist action like a wet jumpshot.
“Drinks On Samantha.”
Mendeecees is out in this streets reenacting plot lines from Boyz n The Hood—well almost. Angela Bassett never threw hands in a bar while discussing custody rights with her mother in law while Furious Styles watched. But Mendeecees’s ma dukes, Judy is game. Samantha wasn’t ready for that action.
“It’s A Family Affair.”
News flash: Amina is still getting sidepiece treatment. Peter Gunz, the rapper with the dirtiest feet in the history of Western Civilization, probably smashed his BM on that “family vacation” in Barbados. Acceptance is the first step, baby girl.
“I Need A Play Right Now.”
Cut to Peter begging.
“Uncle Murda sighting!”
Yeah, this had nothing to do with the plot at all. But we see you getting some of that reality television money, Murda!
“The $150,000 Bight Bill”
Rich’s is like the emperor of struggle artists. He’s kicking these million dollar dreams, but we don’t believe you. You need more people.
“On To The Next.”
Tara is being courted by a dude putting down a highly-effective, yet effeminate pimp hand. Dude is even guessing the color of her nail polish. Two snaps up in Young Thug’s favorite Z formation
