It’s been a long time coming but Hip-Hop’s favorite free range chicken has finally flown the coupe. Kat Stacks was released from custody last week, and now that she’s a free bird there are lots of things she can do to get herself back on track.
Last night, Stacks—who now goes by her government name Andrea Herrera—unsuccessfully tried to start a Twitter war with rapper Honey Coca1ne, over the suicide of Freddy E, but it didn’t work. With more than 200,000 “followers” of her daily doctrine, Stacks is in position to use her social media popularity for good instead of evil.
As any classic sh-t talker would, she went from opening her tawdry bedroom tales, to being stripped of a basic human necessities, like showering in a sanitary environment. During her incarceration she was heavy with the shedding of groupie tears over being locked up (which is no surprise since every bird species has a breaking point), but now that her wish has been granted it’s important that she get her life together, and stay on the straight and narrow.
Because we care about the well-being of Hip-Hop favorite struggle jumpoff, Hip-Hop Wired wants to give Stacks a push in the right direction. Check out 10 things that she can do now that she’s been set free.
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Have Someone Ghostwrite A Book About Her Life
It’s doubtful that she could pull this off alone.
Spend Hella Quality Time With Her Seed
They’ve got a lot of catching up to do.
Send Apology Letters To All The Rapper’s She Tried To Humiliate
Wouldn’t hurt.
Get Right With God
She went from talking big sh-t over getting knocked down by rappers, to pleading for her freedom. The man upstairs is trying to tell her something.
Remove This Weird Twitter Background Photo
Is she running for office or something?
Stop Dating Q From Worldstar
Worldstar is not the way to be taken seriously in life.
Don’t Send Tweets Like This
Starting trouble already.
Hit Up Her Gynecologist
Better safe than sorry.
Try And Land A Day Job
106 & Park is probably hiring.
