Last night was episode two of the latest season of Love & Hip Hop New York and the audacity of this “reality television” show reached peak struggle. Peter Gunz was still the winner when it comes to dirt bags, but we were also blessed with a the views of a stripper that claims to be the best female rapper in New York and Saigon’s baby mama drama.
K.Michelle was in the mix, but it was mostly about her partying in NYC, so yeah. Tahiry hilariously called out Joe Budden’s bad taste in vests but the couple didn’t get much screen time.
Instead, we were entertained that Peter Gunz head scratching antic that involve his longtime girlfriend Tara and the “wifey” Amina. We can’t front, watching Amina sit there as Gunz explained to her why it was important to keep being married a secret from another woman was pretty painful. On a lighter note, Saigon and Gunz shooting hoops and the both of the them clearly getting no buckets was hilarious.
Nya Lee, aka Fabolous’ old buddy and pole athlete, also dropped plenty of quotables while clowning Rich Dollarz Quarterz
With that said, here are 13 things we learned from the latest episode of Love & Hip Hop New York.
Shooting hoops and getting no buckets.
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Rash Decisions
Peter Gunz admitted marrying Amina was a “rash decision.” Ya think?
Nya Lee The Stripper Rapper
Nya Lee says she’s one of the best dancers and rappers in New York. No one believes her, though. We’re guessing.
5 Rules
Peter gave Amina five rules, and one of them was to never disperse that they are married. Can shorty really be this dumb or nah? Also, no one rehearses and kicks rhymes at Columbus Circle in NYC.
Dreams Of…
Rich Dollaz got called a cornball MC by a struggle rapper but he does insist he makes dreams come true.
Call Maury
Saigon is trying to do right by his son. However, that man really needs to get a paternity test. That kid does not look like him b.
Family Matters
A couple of years ago Tara found out Peter had another family on the lee low, but she forgave him. At least that f-ck up wasn’t on reality TV, though.
Random Marley
For some reason, Rich Dollarz was meeting with Rohan Marley (after a sit down with Yandy). Random.
2 Bad B*tches
Nya Lee revealed that her and Erica Mena met in a strip club and they’re collaborating. We can’t think of any breakout rap career that started this way. Just saying.
Jean Therapy
Joe Budden is buying jeans for Tahiry, because his therapist said so. Also, she’s up for a movie role but dude is riffing because she would have to be away. Kind of foul, Joe.
Baby Please
When asking one baby mama for a DNA test, you shouldn’t mention that your other baby mentioned you and the baby in question don’t look alike. Saigon made this mistake.
Son Of A Gun
Peter is stressing over his son’s gun charges. Also, it’s Cory Gunz. Plus, where is that album?!
Street Ni**as
K.Michelle turned all the way up when some alleged street dudes talking out the side of their neck. Yep, she’s right at home.
