VH1 may have outdone themselves. The premiere episode of Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood proved that this new series may have trumped even LHH: Atlanta when it comes to heightened levels of f-ckery.
A couple of key points worth noting off top; Ray J be slaying these chicks and the stay coming back for more and Teairra Mari is one of them. Also, Moniece (that would be Fizz’s baby mama) has a serious crazy eye and also doesn’t know where her baby daddy lives.
Check out 13 things we learned from just the first episode of Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood in the following pages. Full episode on the last page.
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Photos: VH1
Ultra Violence
Teairra Mari was described plenty of times as “violent.” This won’t end well.
Maybach O
The fact that Omarion is on this show automatically means it will be entertainingly struggle filled.
Teddy Riley Lost
Teddy Riley’s daughter, Nia, is moving in, along with her 1-year-old, with Soulja Boy. No, the baby is not SB’s. That is all.
Struggle Plates On Deck
Look at Nia cookin for Bae. Plate looked kind of struggly, though.
Raptress
This is Hazel. She is a former publicist and current raptress. She is also best friends with Teairra Mari. Good luck with that.
Struggle Rapper Number 1
This is Fizz, the rapper from B2K. The struggle is real, but at least it seems like he’s trying to be a good dad.
Ex Girl To The Next Girl
Ray J invited his ex (Teairra Mari) to the launch party for RayJ.com. You were asking for struggle with that, bruh.
Sex Toy Siren
Moniece is Fizz’s baby mama and sells sex toys. Also, she clearly appears to be bat sh*t crazy, allegedly.
Mad Mama
Omarion’s mom is clearly feeling a way that he has, ya know, a life.
Mama’s Boy
The irony is that Apryl, Omarion’s soon to be baby mama, kinda looks like his mother.
Petty Princess
Ray J’s new woman, Princess, took pics of all the stuff Teairra Mari left at Ray J’s house. Very THOT-like behavior. Just saying.
You Can Meet Me At The Parking Lot
Smart move by Ray J telling Teairra to wait for him in the parking lot. Public space and plenty of room to run when the convo goes bad, as it surely will.
Not Coming Home
Moniece doesn’t know where Fizz actually lives. Smart move playa.
