Matt Barnes recently had to hop on social media and throw some shade at his estranged wife, because she’s 45, has kids and she’s popping up naked on the web. Those kids are probably gonna need therapy later in life. Such is the case when mommy has her nude body on Instagram for the world to see.
Everyone knows someone’s who tries to act a little too familiar or a decade or so too young. In this case, the moms just happen to be doing it for our entertainment. When Mother’s Day rolls around, be glad your Old Earth isn’t listed as one of the most ratchet moms in entertainment.
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Amber Rose
At some point, Bash is going to have to explain why moms is popping her cakes on IG, and hands will probably be thrown.
Kim Kardashian
Kim and Kanye are rumored to be working on baby number two. Meanwhile, KK is allegedly leaving North in hotel lobbies and still taking selfies like she’s 19 and thirsty for a deal.
Blac Chyna
Blac Chyna is Amber’s twerk buddy, so much like Bash, King Cairo is going to have to explain why there’s footage of ma dukes getting low for the world to see.
Kim Zolciak-Biermann
RHOA alum Kim Zolciak-Biermann was either fishing for compliments on her parenting or her backside when she bragged about grounding her daughter for putting her cakes on Snapchat. Meanwhile she’s going commando in sheer outfits like that’s the business.
Draya
When you have a stripper alter ego named “Miami,” you probably belong on this list.
Royce Reed
There’s documented proof of Royce Reed popping her hot pocket while doing a handstand. Something tells us that won’t fly at any PTA meetings.
Tiny Cottle
Let’s keep it 100, Tiny’s been ratchet since she was in Xscape.
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Britney Spears
Brit-Brit earned her ratchet stripes when she was beating up cars with umbrellas, walking in gas station bathrooms barefoot, and driving her kids in the whip sans car seat.
Farrah Abraham
All it takes is some botched plastic surgery and joining adult entertainment industry to graduate from Teen Mom to ratchet mom. Farrah can throw her cap in the air and pick up her dollar bill tips to celebrate graduation.
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Octomom
Sadly, Nadya Suleman was pimping all eight of those kids before they even popped out of the womb. Add in some freaky videos, and she goes to ratchet mom status real quick.
Mama Dee
Have you watched Love & Hip Hop Atlanta? Mama Dee is the queen of ratchet moms.
Tami Roman
The seeds of ratchetness were blooming back when Tami got David kicked off The Real World: Los Angeles. She peeled Kenny Anderson for his stacks, and her reign on the reality show circuit allowed her ratchet side to shine like we knew it always would some day.
Frankie Lon
There’s been times where Keyshia Cole has been portrayed as—shall we say—less than classy. So you know it’s bad when Keyshia has to publicly distance herself from you. Frankie is truly ratchet.
Gloria Govan
Matt Barnes has had his own share of ratchet moments by threatening to knuckle down opponents on the basketball court. But his estranged wife took it too another level by repeatedly popping up naked in various states of undress. It’s probably a bad look when your classmates know how your mom looks in the buff.
